Jingle Bells, No One Cares

Holiday Songs (Pregnancy Hormones Edition)

1) Jingle Bells, No One Cares

2) We Wish You A Merry LEAVE ME ALONE CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO EAT CHICKEN IN BED!?!!

3) I'm Dreaming (Of Putting My Shoes On Without Assistance)

4) Walking In A Winter Wonder If I'll Ever Be Able To Lean Over With Ease Again

5) Silver Smells of Food Cooking Make Me Feel Ill

6) Little Drummer Boy or Girl?

7) Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Good, But I Ate The Cookies Already)

8) All I Want For Christmas Is To Get This Baby Born!

9) Have Yourself A Wary Little Christmas (I Could Start Crying At Any Time)

10) Hark How The Wells (Of Tears Come Out OF My Eyes-Why'd You Call Me Round?!)